IN PARIS, THE RESTAURANT CHEF COMES TO YOU
Everyone’s trying to make a franc.
MONK CUTS OFF OWN HEAD, FOR GOOD LUCK
Get to da choppa!
BURYING UNDERPANTS FOR SCIENCE
Holy underwear, Batman.
ITALIAN OFFICIALS IN TROUBLE FOR EATING SONG BIRDS
They were raven-ous.
POACHER TRAMPLED BY ELEPHANTS
♪♫ They did the mash. ♫
CHINA BANS UGLY BUILDINGS
“The Big Underpants”
IRAN CUT AWAY FROM SOCCER MATCH BECAUSE OF FEMALE REF’S BARE KNEES
What century is this again?
UK SUFFERS GARDEN GNOME SHORTAGE
Spot the pun in the headline.
MAN MARRIES FOUR TIMES, DIVORCES THREE TIMES IN 37 DAYS
Difficulty: not a Kardashian.
MALTA HOTELS WILL PAY YOU TO STAY THERE
We’re dyin’ here.