DOPING SCANDAL AT THE GONDOLIER RACES
O sole sensemilla.
WOMAN CUT SCAFFOLDING ROPE OF HIGH-RISE PAINTERS
They surprised her.
CANADIAN FUNERAL HOMES NOW HAVE A ROOM WHERE YOU CAN DIE
Eliminate the middle man.
ZIMBABWEAN WIZARD USED ANOTHER MAN’S PENIS TO IMPREGNATE WOMEN
“At the witches camp we decided that we will waste his sperms.”
POLICE NAB MACHETE-CARRYING CLOWN
After some funny business.
THE SLEEP BUS
For people who like to sleep on public transportation.
SAUDI ARABIA BUILDING THEME PARK ON AN OIL RIG
Bring lots of Dawn.
PADDLEBOARD YOGA CLASS SWEPT OUT TO SEA
I really felt like I was adrift on the ocean.