COMPANY WILL RECYCLE ADULT TOYS
Send ’em in, keep ’em comin’.
MOBS OF MOUSES MAKE MALEFACTORS MOVE
Australian mouse plague hits a prison.
MOTHER OF TEN IMAGINARY BABIES ADMITTED TO PSYCH WARD
Where’s the proof?
COW MANURE THEFT
Get a load of this.
VETS FIX SHARK WITH PROLAPSED RECTUM
Hello, Nurse Shark!
NEW TREND IN CHINA: PROTRUDING ELF EARS
What a dumbo idea.
RAW HERRING ICE CREAM
Sorry, folks. Have to travel to the Netherlands to get it.
CROATIAN TOWN SELLING HOMES FOR 16 CENTS EACH
(Some assembly required.)