RADIOACTIVE RHINOS
Rhinocerum-235.
GROOM DISAPPEARS DURING WEDDING, BRIDE MARRIES ONE OF THE GUESTS
Is there a groom in the room?
MAN FALLS TO DEATH HIDING FROM WIFE AFTER HAVING SEX WITH ANOTHER WOMAN
The old hotel balcony escape.
DOCTOR AMPUTATES WRONG LEG
Shanked it.
RUSSIAN WOMAN KILLED HUSBAND WITH HER BUTT
A real buttinski.
AIRPLANE FLIES FROM PARIS TO MONTREAL USING COOKING OIL
Shoulda flown to Greece.
SNAIL SLIME SOAP
You may think it’s gross, but it’s not.