GIRL GETS $20,000 FOR FINDING A PUFFY DORITO
Diamond in the rough.
OVER-ANXIOUS BUNGEE JUMPER JUMPED TOO EARLY
It’s not something where you want to jump the line.
TREASURE HUNTERS FIND LEGENDARY SUNKEN WHISKEY
♪♫ It’s worth the risk-y / Searching for whiskey / Under the laaaaake… ♫♪
AUSTRALIAN OLYMPIC HORSE JUMPER TESTS POSITIVE FOR COCAINE
The rider, not the horse.
CHINESE CONTEST SEEKS ONLY THE BEST SPERM
“We have a winner!” – Chairman Mao
MAN ESCAPES FORCED HOTEL QUARANTINE WITH BEDSHEET ROPE
The sirens of Brisbane call.
DRUNK GUY KILLED BY SHARK WHILE PEEING IN OCEAN
This is not a boat accident.
AUSTRALIA MOVES TO BE MORE UNDERSTANDING OF SHARKS
Help! I’m having a negative encounter with a Great White!