CHANGING OF THE GUARD RETURNS TO BUCKINGHAM PALACE
Frank, you change with Steve, Steve, you change with Brian…
ZOO BANS WOMAN FOR GETTING TOO CHUMMY WITH CHIMP
Gorilla in the missed.
ACCIDENTAL BACON SANDWICH DEATH
Pajamas were involved.
AUDIO: MYSTERY OF THE SEVERED FEET SOLVED
I toed you so.
BOAT-SINKING WALRUS TO GET FLOATING COUCH
Sofa king walrus.
OLYMPIAN SELLS SILVER MEDAL TO RAISE FUNDS FOR BABY OPERATION
She came in second, but she’s the real #1.
CREATOR OF SUDOKU PUZZLE DIES
Not a cross word was ever spoken about him.
HERO CAT SAVES ELDERLY OWNER
Timmy’s in the well, or something like that.