MAN POSED FOR SELFIE NEXT TO CROCODILE HE THOUGHT WAS FAKE
Chomp.
Someone wanted to steal it.
Fine for drinking.
Film is truth.
Knick-knack, paddywhack, give a dog a phone.
And that ain’t a trifle for a truffle.
That’s not a knife. THIS is a knife.
To drive it in the afterlife.
Six cops show up at his door.