DEATH BY KARAOKE
Smashed by lyric screens.
DRUNK BUFFALOES LEAD TO ILLEGAL BOOZE
Where the buffalos stumble.
CHINESE PARENTING SCHOOL
Do they have a football team?
CO-WORKER BOPPED ON HEAD WITH A MALLET FOR WALKING AROUND NUDE
Meanwhile, at the fish farm…
BROTHERS IN COURT FOR DESTROYING FAMILY HOUSE
Real Men of Genius.
FEMALE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS MARCH IN HIGH HEELS
If you’re going to war, do it with style.
REPORTER NOTICES DEAD MAN IN BODY BAG IS MOVING
Doesn’t want to go on the cart.
CHEF DIES IN FREAK SOUP ACCIDENT
Like there’s a ‘normal’ soup accident.