PASSENGERS PUSH PLANE DOWN THE RUNWAY
Next time, take the train.
THE SUICIDE PODS ARE HERE!
Makes a great stocking stuffer!
BRITISH MAN HIDES MODEL RAILROAD FROM GIRLFRIEND
He was Lion’l little.
CUSTOMERS, EMPLOYEES TRAPPED IN IKEA STORE FOR THE NIGHT
Your choice of bed.
AUSTRALIA IS THE WORLD’S DRINKIEST COUNTRY
Dingo took my Foster’s.
KARAOKE SINGER BLOWS OUT A LUNG
My Heart Will Go On, but my lung won’t.
AUDIO: MAN BREAKS RECORD WITH LOUDEST BURP
He said “burlap.”
SURGEON FINED FOR AMPUTATING WRONG LEG
The patient wouldn’t stand for it.
LEGO THEFT
Who leaves the boxes behind?