BEES KILL PENGUINS IN AFRICA
The birds and the bees.
THE WORST TOWN SLOGAN IN NEW ZEALAND
Come and Taste Te Puke.
BRITAIN WORKING TO BRING BACK OLD UNITS OF CURRENCY
Hope they don’t have to wait furlong for it.
MEXICO GIVING AWAY EL CHAPO’S HOUSE IN LOTTERY
El Casa de Escapo.
ESCAPEE TURNS HIMSELF IN AFTER 30 YEARS
Escaped one year into a three year sentence.
GOAT AND ROOSTER SAVE CHICKEN FROM HAWK
That’s one baa-aaa-aa-dass goat.
SCIENTISTS POTTY TRAIN COWS
Too late for the IgNobel Prizes!
BISHOP QUITS CHURCH FOR LOVE OF SATANIC EROTICA WRITER
Talk about banging the bishop.
MAN CRUSHES SELF AT MCDONALD’S DRIVE-THRU
He deserved some brakes today.