HELICOPTER CRASH SURVIVOR SWIMS 12 HOURS TO LAND
He had a floaty, but still…
MCDONALD’S IN JAPAN RATIONING FRIES
Post-war problems.
RULER OF DUBAI MUST PAY $730 MILLION DIVORCE SETTLEMENT
Sheikh it off, and try again, Mo.
AUDIO: EXERCISE BIKES AT MCDONALD’S
Would you like some fries with your irony?
5-YEAR-OLD BOY TAKES FAMILY CAR TO BUY SISTER A PRESENT
It’s the thought that counts.
NORTH KOREA BANS LAUGHING
Seriously.
DAREDEVIL FLIES IN AND OUT OF VOLCANO IN WINGSUIT
Impressing literally no one.
THAI MAN HAD PENIS STUCK IN PADLOCK
Whose cockamamie idea was this?