AMUSEMENT PARK WEIGHS PATRONS BEFORE GOING ON RIDES
Step on the scale, please.
TURKISH MAN JOINS SEARCH FOR HIMSELF
Turkish daffy.
ARTIST TAKES MUSEUM’S MONEY, RUNS
The art of the con.
CAR FILLS WITH BEES WHILE MAN IS IN STORE
Wimp on the car bee.
AUDIO: CHINESE MAN DIES OF COKE OVERDOSE
Coke adds life?
CLOWNS STATIONED OUTSIDE SCHOOLS AS BUSINESS PROMOTIONAL STUNT
Send πΜΆπΜΆ away the clowns.
TWO GUYS ARRESTED WITH TRUNK FULL OF KFC
Finger-lickin’ busted.
SPANISH TOURISM MINISTER: COME SEE THE ERUPTING VOLCANO
La Palmas is for lavas.