THE WORLD’S BIGGEST FERRIS WHEEL: THE DUBAI EYE
Eye-yi- yi.
ZIMBABWEAN WIZARD USED ANOTHER MAN’S PENIS TO IMPREGNATE WOMEN
“At the witches camp we decided that we will waste his sperms.”
POLICE NAB MACHETE-CARRYING CLOWN
After some funny business.
THE SLEEP BUS
For people who like to sleep on public transportation.
SAUDI ARABIA BUILDING THEME PARK ON AN OIL RIG
Bring lots of Dawn.
PADDLEBOARD YOGA CLASS SWEPT OUT TO SEA
I really felt like I was adrift on the ocean.
WOMAN CLAIMS SHE WAS HYPNOTIZED TO FART
Breaking news.
UK RUNNING OUT OF HARRY POTTER MERCHANDISE
Toyus crappus evaporatis.
MAN HELD ANIMAL SHELTER AT (FAKE) GUNPOINT TO GET HIS CAT BACK
They’re happy to give them back to you, you know.