NORTH KOREA BANS LAUGHING
Seriously.
DAREDEVIL FLIES IN AND OUT OF VOLCANO IN WINGSUIT
Impressing literally no one.
THAI MAN HAD PENIS STUCK IN PADLOCK
Whose cockamamie idea was this?
BRAZILIAN POLITICIANS DUKE IT OUT IN THE RING
Three rounds between the mayor and a former councilman.
AUSTRALIAN GUYS CLAIM THEY SAW AUSSIE BIGFOOT
I suppose it was doing a walkabout on the billabong, eh?
CHOCOLATE COMPANY MAKES CHILDREN CRY WITH ADVENT CALENDAR
Remember the slave labor that made this candy.
TRAVEL WRITER PANS FANCY RESTAURANT
Slurp foam out of the chef’s mouth.
WOMAN, ANGRY AT HER BOSS, BLOWS UP OIL WAREHOUSE
Over a job performance review.
MAN ATTACKED BY OTTERS
Weasels ripped my flesh!