MEXICO SEIZES KELLOGG’S CEREAL
Drop the spoon, kid!
PUB RENOVATIONS BRING OUT GHOSTS
Somebody’s had too much spirits.
EVICTED TENANT BLOWS UP APARTMENT ON HIS WAY OUT
La la la la la La Bomba.
OLD GUY SUES HEALTH CLUB BECAUSE THEY ONLY PLAY NEW MUSIC
It’s just a bunch’a noise.
FAMOUS RAT DIES
He was da bomb.
MAN GIVES SON RIDICULOUS NAME
“Statistical Information Communication Office.”
NORWAY’S ARMY RUNS ON USED UNDERWEAR
No way, Norway.
DEAD SOCCER PLAYER SCORES ONE FINAL GOAL
Off to that great pitch in the sky.