FISH JUMPS INTO MAN’S THROAT
He got schooled.
BOTH PILOTS FALL ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL
“Ladies and gentlement, this is your pilot napping.”
MAN SMEARS MONA LISA WITH CAKE
And it wasn’t even her birthday.
BERMUDA TRIANGLE CRUISE OFFERS REFUND IF SHIP DISAPPEARS
Be there or be square.
MAN SUFFERS AMNESIA AFTER SEX WITH HIS WIFE
Fuhgeddaboudit.
THE INCREDIBLE TWO-HANDED TRANSPLANT
The best transplant ever, hands-down.
AUDIO: MAX DICKS FOR SENATE
Wouldn’t be the first one.
MAN MISTAKENLY RECEIVES TOWN’S COVID RELIEF MONEY; GAMBLES IT AWAY
Konnichiwhat the heck?