PADDLEBOARD YOGA CLASS SWEPT OUT TO SEA

Ever heard of paddleboard yoga? back on October 9, a small group of paddleboard yoga students and their instructor were doing meditation while resting on their paddleboards in the ocean off the coast of the Chigasaki, just southeast of Tokyo. They suddenly found themselves about half a mile away from the shoreline. The group sent a distress message to the nearby Coast Guard Station in Kanagawa, but before they could arrive a passerby in a canoe spotted the five stranded women and towed them back to shore.
* Well, heck, the whole point with yoga is to go with the flow, right?
* Om… Oooommm…. Oooooommagod, we’re in the middle of the ocean.
* One guy in a canoe pulling five paddleboarders? Kinda showing off, no?
* The lesson here is, stick with goat yoga.
* They were on paddleboards. Couldn’t they do the Downward Doggie Paddle?