WOMAN HAD NAKED MAN IN HER TRUNK FOR THREE DAYS
Fogged up.
FUNERAL HOME USES GIRLS IN LINGERIE TO SELL SERVICES
Another Fun. Home.
GAMER BREAKS NECK WEARING VIRTUAL REALITY HEADSET
You’ll break your neck doing that.
MAN DIES AT “HAPPY ENDING” MASSAGE PARLOR
He must have seen this coming.
12-YEAR-OLD BIG MAC ON DISPLAY IN ICELAND
A national treasure.
NEWLYWEDS DIVORCE DURING THE RECEPTION OVER A SONG
And it wasn’t the Chicken Dance.
FRENCH PET STORE CANCELS FISH BOWLS
Nothing to do but swim in circles.
MEN TAKE DEAD FRIEND TO POST OFFICE TO GET HIS PENSION
See? He’s dead. Now will you stop with the junk mail?