HAVE YOUR OUT-OF-OFFICE EMAILS ANSWERED BY AN ICELANDIC HORSE
Sincerely, Hrímnir frá Hvammi.
MAN ROBS GROCERY STORE WITH HAMMER
Hammer time!
OLDE TYME DOGGE NAYMES
Goode boiye!
UNDERSEA PARTY SUBMARINE
♪♫ Everything’s hotter / Under de water…♫
ELEPHANT ALERTS ZOO TO DROWNING ANTELOPE
Get this thing out of my bathwater!
MAN PROPOSES TO WOMAN AT HER FATHER’S FUNERAL
And what better time, huh?
NORTH KOREA BANS TIGHT JEANS, EAR PIERCING
This will certainly solve all their problems.