OLD SPORTS INJURIES
Sorry, old sport.
PEOPLE GIVE UP ON ALEXA AFTER TWO WEEKS
Alexa, return yourself.
THREE DUMB HEADLINES
Joy to the Lord, the world is dumb.
SURVEY: SEX DURING THE HOLIDAYS
Here comes Santa Claus.
AUDIO: THIS GOSH DANG PANDEMIC HAS US SWEARING MORE
I’m sorry, was that out loud?
TRENDS OF THE FUTURE… UTURE… UTURE …UTURE…
…uture… uture… uture…
DON’T TRAUMATIZE YOUR CAT AWAY FROM THE CHRISTMAS TREE
Sure, it may be fun, but it’s wrong.
INTERNET COLOGNE
Scent of a woman this ain’t.
THREE DUMB HEADLINES
It’s beginning to look a lot like dumbness.