WHAT HAPPY COUPLES SAY TO EACH OTHER ALL THE TIME

Here, according to various marriage counselors, are 11 Things The Happiest Couples Say To Each Other All The Time:
1. “I’m here for you.”
2. “Can I help you with that?”
3. “You look amazing.”
4. “I have faith in you.”
5. “Thank you.”
6. “I’m sorry.”
7. “Yes.”
8. “I would like it if…”
9. “I feel…”
10. “You’re right.”
11. “I’m working on myself.”
* In my house, it’s more like, “You’re right… I should work on myself.”
* Number 12: “I’m going to be out of town for a few weeks.”
* Other things happy couples say to each other:
– “Let me get that spider for you.”
– “Do you want to open the next bottle of wine, or should I?”
– “Would you shave my back tonight?” Oh, wait – that’s what HAIRY couples say to each other.
– “Let’s never hang wallpaper together.”
* Not to nit-pick, but – what do marriage counselors know about HAPPY couples?