AUDIO: THE MORSE CODE FART GENERATOR
So somebody has created a website that turns any message into a Morse code of farts. Yes, it’s all dots and dashes, brought to life by farts. Imagine, along with me, if you will: It’s April 15, 1912. It’s a cold night in the North Atlantic. The ocean is dead calm. You’re the overnight radioman on the R.M.S. Carpathia when, suddenly, in your little headphones, you hear this distress signal from… the S.S. Titanic:
AUDIO: S-O-S 4x in farts.
What would you do? WHAT WOULD YOU DO???
Now, let’s go back even further: June 1876. Fort Kearny, Wyoming, which has just been wired with a new invention called the “telegraph.” The signalman has just received two messages. It’s from General George…Armstrong…Custer. The first message is: “Lots of Indians.”
AUDIO: “Lots of Indians” in farts.
And the second message: “Send… More… Troops…”
AUDIO: “Send More Troops” in farts.
Could Morse Code farts have changed the course of history of these two tragic events? The world will never know. But now YOU know…THE REST OF THE STORY.
(The website is here: https://flatology.com/coder/
* Are you pulling my finger— er, leg?
* We’re living in the Golden Age of Western Civilization, folks.
* So who invented this? A nine-year-old?
* Thanks, but I’ll pass.
