WOMAN SUING ALL GAYS, EVERYWHERE
A seven-page, handwritten petition delivered to the U.S. District Court.
COP BITES MAN IN TESTICLES DURING FIGHT
The victim accused Flaig of groping his female roommate.
WOMAN HELD HOSTAGE TEXTS FOR HELP WITH PIZZA ORDER
She wanted a pepperoni pizza and police.
NEW HOMEOWNER FINDS PORN HIDDEN IN CEILING
“Bought a house. Found this while taking out ceiling tiles. Jackpot.”
WOMAN SPREADS CONTAMINATED POO ON CO-WORKER'S CHAIR, COMPUTER MOUSE
They worked in a lab testing poo for germs.
GROOM ARRESTED RIGHT AFTER CEREMONY
His new wife had to go to the prison to retrieve his rented tux.
MAN ROBS SUBWAY, WALKS ACROSS STREET AND BUYS SANDWICH FROM COMPETITOR
He was still eating when cops found him.
WANTED: TEEN WHO SPRAY-PAINTED PROM INVITE ON CLIFFSIDE
Look for a girl named Destiny.
ROOMMATE FROM HELL SPITS IN OTHERS' FOOD
They caught her on video.
COP CLAIMING DISABILITY BUSTED BY ICE-BUCKET CHALLENGE
She lifted a 5-gallon bucket of ice water while supposedly having a “bad back.”