JUDGE ORDERS WOMAN WHO STIFFED CABBIE TO WALK 30 MILES
The 19-year-old thought she could get off with a fine.
SEX ED TEACHER TAKES KIDS ON FIELD TRIP TO ADULT NOVELTY STORE
Best field trip ever.
THIEF CAUGHT RED-UNDERWEARED
Police in Long Island, New York, say that 18-year-old Taykim Ross stole $200, electronics and a pair of Air Jordan sneakers from an apartment Monday and then stopped in the backyard to try on the new shoes. That’s when a neighbor snapped a photo of him with red boxer shorts visible above his jeans. Later,…
MAN ROBS DOCTOR OF BRIEFCASE, PANTS
In Macon, Georgia.
AUDIO: WOMAN GOES BLIND IN ONE EYE AFTER CAT LICKS HER
Cat Scratch Fever!
82-YEAR-OLD SLASHES TIRES OVER BINGO
An 88-year-old woman sat in his favorite chair.
ATHLETIC CUP INVENTOR TESTS PRODUCT WITH RIFLE SHOT TO THE GROIN
“Don’t try this at home.”
HOOTERS WAITRESS DONATES KIDNEY TO CUSTOMER
She doesn’t even know him all that well.
ALARM CLOCK SENIOR PRANK CAUSES SCHOOL EVACUATION
They put alarm clocks in the lockers.
SOMEONE LOST STUDENTS SAT TESTS
They will have to retake them.