BURGLAR STEALS 100 CHOCOLATE BARS
The fundraising-type candy bars, too.
PASTEL EGG-LAYING HENS STOLEN BEFORE EASTER
Must have been “someone who knows chickens.”
NJ THEME PARK CUTTING DOWN TREES FOR SOLAR FARM
More than 18,000 trees.
AUDIO: HOTEL BLASTS "THE CIRCLE OF LIFE" TO WAKE UP SPRING BREAKERS
Bright and early, at 11 AM.
TEACHING ASSISTANT BARRICADES SELF, STUDENTS IN CLASS, STRIPS
Lira barricaded herself in the classroom and was putting on and removing her clothes.
KIDS NEED PERMISSION SLIP TO EAT AN OREO
For a science experiment.
CAMEL RUSTLERS
Someone stole two camels, two cows.
AUDIO: HIGH SCHOOL MUST APPROVE PROM DRESSES
Students must submit a photo.
DOMINO'S ROBBER GETS CASH, PIZZA
He weighed at least 350 pounds.
MAN SNEAKS INTO CARPOOL LANE WITH CUTOUT OF DOS EQUIS MAN
“He’s my best friend. He just sits here and doesn’t talk.”