MAN SPOTS HIS STOLEN TRUCK IN REAR-VIEW MIRROR
It had been stolen from him earlier that morning.
COLLEGE PROFESSOR FAILS ENTIRE CLASS FOR BEING OUT OF CONTROL
“They couldn’t do some of the most simple and basic things they should have been able to do.”
DORITOS ROULETTE COMING TO THE U.S.
One out of every six chips is super spicy.
SISTERS STUCK IN SNOW, SURVIVE ON GIRL SCOUT COOKIES
Girl Scout Cookies and cheese puffs.
TOY BLOCKS SPELL OUT DIRTY WORD
S-H-I-Double hockey sticks.
ABERCROMBIE & FITCH NOW HIRING LESS-ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE
Now that sales are falling.
THIEF STEALS ENTIRE ICE CREAM COOLER FROM CONVENIENCE STORE
While the clerk slept.
NORTH AMERICAN MANURE EXPO LOOKING FOR SLOGANS
Winner will get a T-shirt.
THE MAN WHO SHOT RONALD REAGAN WANTS TO START A BAND
But no touring.
AUDIO: TALLYWACKERS – THE HOOTERS FOR WOMEN
A new Texas restaurant is opening that promises to do for women what Hooters does for men. Tallywackers is a bar and restaurant slated to open in May in Dallas’ Oak Lawn neighborhood. The all-male waitstaff will be dressed in not much more than pairs of tight briefs. The founder of Tallywackers conceived of the…