MAN SHOT BY RICOCHET OFF OF ARMADILLO

A Texas man suffered a gunshot wound to the head he claims occurred when a bullet ricocheted off of an armadillo he was firing at. Cass County Sheriff’s Office says the armadillo shooting occurred around 3 a.m. last Thursday in the Marietta area and the investigation is ongoing.
* This man – he wasn’t a dentist by any chance, was he?
* Too bad bullets can’t ricochet off lions.
* Next, he’ll try a crossbow.
* Wait, why doesn’t the armadillo have a name, like Cecil?
* I guess we only name the star animals.
* Great, now the bullet could have leprosy on it. (A recent story had armadillos in Florida with leprosy.)
* The story says he claimed this happened – indicating the cops aren’t quite buying it, either.
* Hell, it was 3 a.m. He might have been shooting at a pink elephant.