COLONOSCOPY CLINIC SUED FOR MOCKING PATIENT DURING PROCEDURE
Patient left his phone on ‘record’.
IOWA ALLOWS GUNS FOR THE BLIND
Not doing so would violate the Americans with Disabilities Act.
FLOOR COLLAPSES UNDER TOO MANY RECORDS
Mezzanine collapsed under the weight of old vinyl records.
SERIAL BUTT GRABBER
And he’s on a bicycle.
MAN ARRESTED FOR TOAD LICKING
He proceeded to dance around in the parking lot.
DRUNK, PANTSLESS, PEEING MAN POSES LIKE SUPERMAN
He could not explain why he had no pants on.
LIGHTNING HITS MARIJUANA GROW HOUSE, TWICE
It’s God’s way of saying, “Here.”
POLICE FIND ESCAPED PRISONER'S UNDERWEAR
In a remote cabin.
TRUCK FULL OF URINAL CAKES BURNS
A FedEx semi-trailer full of urinal cakes.
ALLIGATOR TRIES TO EAT HORSE
The horse had bite marks on one of its legs.