CUPCAKE-LOVING DOGS START HOUSE FIRE

Police in Altoona, Pennsylvania, say dogs trying to get at a box of cupcakes left on top of a stove apparently started a small fire in the home. The landlord had stopped by his tenants’ home to let out the dogs about 8 p.m. Sunday. He saw a small stovetop fire and called firefighters. Police say it appears the dogs were trying to get into the cupcakes and not only knocked off the stove’s control knobs, they also turned on the stove, causing the fire. The fire has been ruled accidental. Nobody was hurt.
* Cupcakes? Hot dog!
* The fire has been ruled accidental and justifiable.
* If you leave cupcakes lying around, I say it’s entrapment.
* Stupid dogs! You don’t cook cupcakes on the stove!
* I didn’t know dogs ate dessert. I thought you pretty much just kept filling their bowl with kibble day after day.
* Guess they wanted a change.
* This is why cats are better. Their too finicky to eat just anything.
* Of course, the dogs tried to play it cool like, “We have no idea what happened.”
* Meanwhile they’ve got icing on their faces.
* And the sad part is the dogs didn’t even dial 9-1-1 and become heroes.