33-YEAR-OLD MAN ARRESTED FOR 32ND TIME

A 33-year-old man has logged his 32nd arrest in Walton County, Florida after deputies found drugs in his vehicle during a traffic stop. Willie Goldsmith was stopped Sunday and found to be driving with a suspended driver’s license. According to an arrest report, deputies searched the vehicle after a positive alert from a police dog and found a Red Bull can under the center console. Inside, they found 4.6 grams of ICE, a form of methamphetamine, 5.3 grams of marijuana, a spoon and several baggies. He was arrested for possession of methamphetamines and intent to sell or distribute marijuana.
* They’ve really changed the ingredients of Red Bull!
* 32 arrests? So much for the correctional part.
* At this point, the cops just park outside his house and pull him over anytime he leaves the driveway.
* The good news? At least he hasn’t gotten into bath salts yet.
* He takes mug shots more often than Kim Kardashian takes selfies.
* It’s the old 32 strikes and you’re out rule.
* There’s some good in these stories. It makes us think, “At least I’m not as screwed up as that guy.”