HOME INTRUDER SHOWERS, DOES LAUNDRY

In Greene Township, near Erie, Pennsylvania, a woman woke up Saturday morning to find an intruder taking a shower and doing his laundry. Police arrives and arrested Casey James Shaffer, 24, on charges of criminal trespass, disorderly conduct, public intoxication and loitering and prowling at night.
* And using all the hot water.
* “Can I at least iron my shirts before we go?”
* On the bright side, he was all nice and clean for his cellmate.
* Prowling at night? Is that even a thing?
* Okay, now they’re just making up the charges as they go along.
* They even got him for putting bleach in with colored clothes.
* And finally they charged him with not cleaning out the lint trap.
* Ahh, what’s more relaxing than waking up Saturday morning? Especially if there’s no intruders in the house.