TAXI DRIVER ROBS BANK, ESCAPES IN HIS OWN CAB

A Florida cab driver accused of bank robbery used his taxi as a getaway car. Clearwater police said Clinton Wells, 31, robbed a Wells Fargo bank last Tuesday afternoon while wearing black fabric over his head. After getting an undisclosed amount of cash, Wells escaped in the cab he drives for a living. Officers spotted the taxi within seven minutes and Wells was in custody two minutes after that.
* Hey – taking a cab anywhere is expensive these days.
* This is why I always use UberRobber.
* Gee, it almost seems like ordinary working types are finding it impossible to make ends meet.
* Black fabric over his head? The poor bastard couldn’t even afford a mask.
* Okay, you’ve disguised yourself. Now any thought to disguising the getaway car?
* He should have called the cops first and said, “Some lunatic with black fabric over his head just stole my cab!”