NEW YORK MOVIE THEATER HAS BED BUGS

According to multiple reports from patrons, the New York City Times Square AMC Empire 25 movie theater is infested with bugs. One movie-goer, Cindy Feng, recently published a photo of her bitten arm, along with the following message, on the theater chain’s Facebook page:
“WARNING TO PEOPLE IN NEW YORK – I’m not sure about the other locations but please please please DON’T GO TO THE TIMES SQUARE LOCATION AMC. It is called AMC Empire 25, they have many bad reviews and I was not aware of this until now. They gave me bed bugs and now I have to burn my house down and clothes. BEWARE I’M TELLING YOU.” Another patron named Joseph Matoske found bites after seeing a movie at AMC Friday night with his girlfriend. Immediately after getting home, “we noticed we were both itchy and covered in bug bites,” Matoske wrote. Matoske says that he’s been in touch with an AMC representative “who claims they’re going to close down that section of the theatre.” An AMC spokesperson says that the theater is investigating the complaints.
* “Now I have to burn my house down and clothes”? I hope she at least liked the movie.
* If only she’d taken a shower when she got home.
* So you folks in New York – if you see a naked lady next to the remains of a burned-down house … this is the backstory.
* You might want to help her but be careful ’cause she might still have bugs in her hair.
* I’m confused. Where did the insects get the money to go to the movies in the first place?
* Technically, these wouldn’t be bed bugs. They’d be theater bugs.
* Sorry, I realize that doesn’t help much.
* This is unusual. Normally the really bad complaints are about the movies.
* You should have seen how many insects showed up at that movie “A Bug’s Life.”
* “Gee, honey, the popcorn seems extra crunchy tonight.”
* Then the rats attacked.