WOMAN ARRESTED FOR HAVING SEX WITH UNCONSCIOUS MAN

A woman was arrested and charged with being drunk in public after police said she was caught having sex with an unconscious man in a parking lot. Norfolk, Virginia, police were called to the parking lot last Tuesday to investigate an “exposure in progress.” Police found the couple and determined the man was unconscious and unresponsive. He was taken to a hospital for treatment. The woman, 36-year-old Kimberly Jackson, told police, “The alcohol made me think that I wouldn’t be seen.” The man, identified as Earl Palmer, later said of the incident, “She had needs, I had needs, it just happened.”
* Oh, get a morgue, you two!
* Norfolk. Obviously the wrong name for THAT town.
* I’m not sure how you can have sex with an unconscious man, but if any doctors would like to phone in and explain, feel free.
* I mean, I could understand if the phrase was “TRYING to have sex with an unconscious man.”
* This is the exact opposite of two people having great chemistry.
* She made a pass, and he passed out.
* Sex in a parking lot. And they say romance is dead.
* At least we have something to add to our wacky news collection of great quotes: “She had needs, I had needs, it just happened.”
* And an honorable mention to the woman for saying, “The alcohol made me think I wouldn’t be seen.”
* Yeah, she had needs, and she still has needs … for a lawyer.
* And he needs to sober up.