ROBBERS THWARTED BY SKINNY JEANS

German Sent, 27, was walking home from the Halsey Street subway station in Bushwick, New York earlier this month when three men threw him to the ground. The muggers went after his new iPhone 6 and his wallet. But they were foiled by Sent’s size 30 black Kenneth Cole skinny jeans. They couldn’t pry the goods out of his pants. “They couldn’t even get a finger in my pocket,” Sent told The Post on Saturday. Sent said the men started arguing amongst themselves … “like, ‘Get into his front pocket! Get into his left pocket!’ And the other would say, ‘I can’t get it! I can’t!’ ” Frustrated and defeated, the trio ran off.
* This is called a Crime of Fashion.
* Now the robbers have started carrying around a pair of scissors.
* Just wondering … how did he get the stuff in there?
* He must fill his pockets before putting on the pants.
* So – if he wants to use his phone, does he have to take his pants off?
* Hey, it wouldn’t be the weirdest thing you’ll see on the subway.
* How tight are the jeans? You can count the change in his pockets.
* I say he’s damn lucky. If three guys want to get in your pants, it could end a lot worse.
* These three knuckleheads have brought shame on muggers and thieves everywhere.