MAN INTERRUPTS MARRIAGE PROPOSAL TO SUBDUE ROBBER
She said yes anyway.
MAN SHOOTS DOWN DRONE SPYING ON HIS 16-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER
“It was just right there. It was hovering.”
MAN SHOT BY RICOCHET OFF OF ARMADILLO
A Texas man suffered a gunshot wound to the head…
WIFE SAYS NO TO SEX, HUSBAND SETS HOUSE ON FIRE
Alcohol was etc…
MAN PARKS PLANE IN DRIVEWAY
Too cheap to pay the $150/month airport fee.
SUBWAY EMPLOYEES THWART ROBBERY BY IGNORING ROBBER
The robber mumbled something under his breath as he walked out of the business.
MAN FINDS HIS CELLPHONE AFTER IT FELL OUT OF A PLANE
From 9,300 feet.
AUDIO: SCISSORS FOUND IN BIRTHDAY CAKE
Not good for the tradition of “mordida”.
INTRUDER USES RATTLESNAKE TO THREATEN VICTIM
He once used a hornet’s nest.
WORMS IN THE WATER IN HOUSTON
Fresh out of the tap!