MAN STRIPS, PLAYS GOLF
He had been drinking.
POLITICALLY CORRECT WANT TO ELIMINATE THE WORD "DIXIE" IN THE SOUTH
Except no one seems to have a problem with it.
MAN SHOPLIFTS STEAKS IN HIS COLOSTOMY BAG
Ribeye steaks.
POLICE SEEK AXE CLOWN
The clown then began swinging an ax.
33-YEAR-OLD MAN ARRESTED FOR 32ND TIME
In Florida.
CUPCAKE-LOVING DOGS START HOUSE FIRE
The cupcakes left on top of a stove.
LOTTERY WINNER USES $9 MILLION TO BAIL BOYFRIEND OUT OF JAIL
“What Y’all need to be worried about is Y’all money.”