SISTERS STUCK IN SNOW, SURVIVE ON GIRL SCOUT COOKIES
Girl Scout Cookies and cheese puffs.
TOY BLOCKS SPELL OUT DIRTY WORD
S-H-I-Double hockey sticks.
ABERCROMBIE & FITCH NOW HIRING LESS-ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE
Now that sales are falling.
THIEF STEALS ENTIRE ICE CREAM COOLER FROM CONVENIENCE STORE
While the clerk slept.
NORTH AMERICAN MANURE EXPO LOOKING FOR SLOGANS
Winner will get a T-shirt.
THE MAN WHO SHOT RONALD REAGAN WANTS TO START A BAND
But no touring.
AUDIO: TALLYWACKERS – THE HOOTERS FOR WOMEN
A new Texas restaurant is opening that promises to do for women what Hooters does for men. Tallywackers is a bar and restaurant slated to open in May in Dallas’ Oak Lawn neighborhood. The all-male waitstaff will be dressed in not much more than pairs of tight briefs. The founder of Tallywackers conceived of the…
STUCK DRIVER LIGHTS SIGNAL FIRE
It did not turn out well.
TEEN IN FAKE SUICIDE VEST ASKS GIRL TO PROM
She said yes.
TRUCKER TRADES RIG FULL OF LUNCH MEAT FOR CRACK
It was “inadvertent”.