THIEF STEALS ENTIRE ICE CREAM COOLER FROM CONVENIENCE STORE

Deputies in Oakland Park, Florida, say a thief worked for 15 minutes to drag a cooler full of Good Humor ice cream past a sleeping clerk at a gas station. Surveillance cameras captured the man walking up to the store at 4:09 a.m. on April 2 to find the clerk sleeping. He opened the ice cream cooler, peered at the clerk, looked directly into the camera and flashed a middle finger. After a few minutes, he carefully pulled the $2,500 cooler through the store’s doors. Authorities arrested Dennis Norman on grand theft charges on April 22.
* First of all, it’s time to hang a bell on the door.
* Sure it’s wrong, but you’ve got to admire the initiative.
* Sometimes all the ice cream looks so good, it’s hard to choose just one.
* He flipped off the surveillance system? That’s not very nice.
* You know what they told the ice cream thief when they caught him, right? “Freeze!”
* It’s the same sort of ice cream cooler Mike and Molly keep in their dressing rooms.
* Wow, you can steal our cars and rob our banks, but take our ice cream? Now it’s personal.