FORTUNE TELLER SCAMS MAN OUT OF $700,000
S-u-c-k-e-r.
MAN TRIES TO SELL LIVE SHARK OUTSIDE SUPERMARKET
Unsuccessfully.
THE HOUSE THAT DRIPPED BLOOD
It was coming down the apartment wall.
MINNIE MOUSE, HELLO KITTY IN TIMES SQUARE BRAWL
Cat v. Mouse.
STORE LOANS MONEY FOR HAIR WEAVES
At 8% interest.
ACTOR STABBED FOR REAL ON STAGE
He finished the first act.
AUDIO: COUPLE ATTACKED BY HORMONAL CAT
The cat had just had a kitten.
FLORIDA MAN DANCES ON TOP OF POLICE CRUISER
To avoid vampires, as one does.
WALMART CHANGES IN-STORE MUSIC
No more Celine Dion or Justin Bieber.
EXTRA CREDIT ASSIGNMENT: LOOK IN YOUR PARENTS' DRAWERS FOR SEX TOYS
Search for sex toys and condoms.