'MINION OF SATAN' WANTS TO GIVE COUNTY COMMISSION INVOCATION
“There won’t be any satanic prayers while I’m chairman.”
DOMINO'S UNLEASHES PIZZA DELIVERY CAR
Holds 80 pizzas at 140 degrees.
DAYCARE STAFF THOUGHT KID WAS A DOLL
They closed up for the day, left her in the building.
BREAK-IN SUSPECT COVERED IN ICING
The cupcakes were a total loss.
MEN SHOOT UP HOME, TRUCK
“It appears that they were both drunk idiots.”
ASSAULT VICTIM BITES OFF ATTACKER'S TONGUE
The suspect’s tongue was located at the crime scene.
BUSCH GARDENS DENIES KILT-WEARING MAN
He claims discrimination.
MANSION SQUATTER SELLS OFF ART COLLECTION
Worth $300,000.
SUBWAY TO MEASURE FOOTLONGS
As part of a settlement.