16-YEAR-OLD CHEF OPENING NYC RESTAURANT
Mmm – Peanut Ritz crackers with foie gras terrine.
NYC TO REQUIRE FOOD SALT WARNING
At chain restaurants.
TEACHER TRADES LOLLIPOPS FOR NECK RUBS
From third graders.
WAFFLE HOUSE SERVES ONE BILLIONTH WAFFLE
Yep. The billionth.
WHITE POET LIES ABOUT BEING ASIAN, GETS PUBLISHED
Rejected 40 times, until he changed his name.
SCHOOL BURGLAR GETS STUCK ON ELEVATOR, CALLS 911
Stay in school, kids.
BOY SEARCHING FOR DOG FALLS IN WELL
The dog was already in the well, you see.
KANSAS STATE MARCHING BAND'S OBSCENE FORMATION
It was SUPPOSED to look like the USS Enterprise.