TRUCK FULL OF SHARKS CRASHES
Shark-naccident!
THIS YEAR'S FIRST "COPS SHUT DOWN LEMONADE STAND" STORY
As always, it’s the permits.
AUDIO: WACKY CAR CRASH WITNESS
The most entertaining car crash witness you’ve ever heard.
MAN SHOWS UP FOR JURY DUTY WEARING PRISONER COSTUME
A black-and-white-striped jumpsuit.
HOMEOWNER FINDS DRUNK MAN EATING HIS CHIPS
In his underwear.
STARBUCKS' NEW FRAPPUCINOS HAVE RIDICULOUS SUGAR CONTENT
Like eating 32 sugar cubes all at once.
MAN THREW PIZZA AT ROOMMATE
The pizza was hot, police said.
INTRUDER DISCOVERED BAKING POTATO, RAKING LEAVES
Alcohol was etc…
SKATEBOARDER NABS HIT-AND-RUN DRIVER
“I engaged the emergency brake and held him there. I yelled at him a little.”