WALMART REFUSES CONFEDERATE FLAG CAKE, MAKES ISIS FLAG CAKE
Good ol’ political correctness.
BURGER CHAIN ADDING CRICKETS TO MILKSHAKES
Mmmm…cricket powder.
CAR THIEF STEALS HEARSE WITH BODY INSIDE
What are the odds?
FAKE DENTIST PULLS FIVE TEETH
And at least 50 other patients.
MAN NAMED ROD HIT BY LIGHTNING TWICE
“Everybody says I am a lucky person.”
TASTELESS SCHOOL FOOD LEADS TO BLACK MARKET IN SALT, SUGAR
Thanks, Mrs. Obama!
PIZZA BOY SAVES LIFE
“I left a pizza boy and came back a pizza man.”
MAN SUFFOCATES WIFE BECAUSE SHE WOULDN'T STOP TALKING
“Put the cuffs on me and take me to jail.”
CALIFORNIA IS TOPS IN CAR THEFTS
“There’s just more cars, and the cars are in better shape because of the nicer weather.”