AUDIO: HIGH SCHOOL TEEN HACKS SCHOOL GRADES

A Long Island student hacked into his high school’s computer system and changed some grades and changed the class schedules of 300 other students. Daniel Soares, 17, was one of three Commack High School students charged in the hacking caper. He was hit with the most serious charges, including two counts of burglary, and three counts of computer tampering and identity theft. He faces up to seven years behind bars if convicted. Soares apparently panicked and went missing after detectives executed a search warrant at his home September 2, and his parents issued a desperate plea through the media in the hopes of finding him. But he contacted them on Facebook a few days later to tell them he was OK and returned home. One police source likened Soares’ antics to Matthew Broderick’s character in the 1986 movie “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.”
* I don’t remember a seven year prison sentence in “Ferris Bueller”.
* There’s got to be some way to blame this on Michelle Obama’s school lunch program.
* If Daniel Soares goes to jail, his ass is going to be Soares.
* Relax, some kid the other day hacked the head of the CIA’s email account.
* In fact, I’m starting to wonder if it’s the same kid.
* Great, these kids are hacking computer systems and I’m still trying to program my VCR.
* You can’t put him in prison. He’s a straight A student.
CLIP: Ben Stein says, “Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?”