MAN KILLED GRANDMA BECAUSE SHE BLEW HER NOSE AT THE DINNER TABLE

A Minnesota man is charged with murder for bludgeoning his grandmother to death with a hammer because she blew her nose at the dinner table. Timothy Robert Steele, 35, told investigators that he was already angry with 84-year-old victim Agnes Wagner-Steele because she had put a hole in one of his jackets. Police arrived to find Steele sitting on a living room couch last Friday evening. Asked what was going on, a “calm and collected” Steele reportedly told cops, “I killed my grandmother” because he was “annoyed by the victim blowing her nose at dinner.” Steele then spoke of becoming “fixated on the feeling of mucus in his mouth and could smell mucus because the victim had blown her nose at dinner.” Steele, who claimed to have heard voices in his head, told police that he “believed that if he killed the victim the feeling and smell of mucus that he was experiencing would go away.”
* Funny? It’s not.
* Great. Now I’M smelling mucus.
* Now he’s angry that his grandmother bled all over the dining room.
* This is why 35-year-olds should have their own place.
* He did it because he was annoyed? This goes way past being annoyed.
* Why so upset? Of all the things an 84-year-old grandmother might do at the dinner table, blowing her nose is the least offensive.
* Unless she did one of those “bushman’s hanky” blows where you hold one nostril shut and shoot the mucus out the other one.
* Why don’t voices in people’s heads ever say reasonable things, like “If Grandma’s annoying you, maybe you should go eat in the living room.”
* I’ve heard of hammering home a point but this is ridiculous.
* Ahh, isn’t it nice when family sits down together at the dinner table?
* She put a hole in one of his jackets? You mean like a bullet hole?
* Then, during the burial, Grandma’s casket got run over by a reindeer.