KID SQUEALS ON MOM'S DRINKING
“Yes you have, mom.”
MAN TRIES FAKE 911 CALL TO GET OUT OF TRAFFIC TICKET
This trick never works. Never.
NAKED SWIMMING WOMAN A MYSTERY
Nude, three miles offshore.
PRISONERS COMPLAIN ABOUT TOO-NOISY GUARDS
Guards have been asked to walk quieter.
MAN KILLS UNCLE OVER A FIGHTING CHICKEN
“Bubba” is the only one who came out of this unscathed.
ASSAULT WITH A POOPER SCOOPER
Woman hits boyfriend.
TOWN HOLDS PITY PARTY
“It’s sad for the whole family!”
PRISONER NEARLY ESCAPES WITH THREAD AND TOOTHPASTE
He’d nearly sawed through the iron bar.
AUDIO: WOMAN HAS TAPEWORMS … IN HER BRAINNNNN
Tapeworm larvae sacs.
BURGLAR LEAVES CELL PHONE, KEYS AT SCENE OF THE CRIME
And comes back for them.