DRUNK, PANTSLESS, PEEING MAN POSES LIKE SUPERMAN
He could not explain why he had no pants on.
LIGHTNING HITS MARIJUANA GROW HOUSE, TWICE
It’s God’s way of saying, “Here.”
POLICE FIND ESCAPED PRISONER'S UNDERWEAR
In a remote cabin.
TRUCK FULL OF URINAL CAKES BURNS
A FedEx semi-trailer full of urinal cakes.
ALLIGATOR TRIES TO EAT HORSE
The horse had bite marks on one of its legs.
GENERAL MILLS REFORMULATES TRIX
Blue and green – gone.
WOMAN BEATS BOYFRIEND TO DEATH WITH CANNED FOOD
Peas, carrots and chicken broth.
BOSS WHO MOCKED THOSE WHO GOT FIRED IS FIRED
A vice president for J. Crew who celebrated the firings of 175 people.
CAR THIEF DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE STICK, CALLS A CAB
His girlfriend tried to walk him through it.