TEXAS SUING TV MAKERS FOR SPYING ON VIEWERS
“The TV is watching YOU.” – Yakov Smirnoff
NAKED MAN TAKES COP CAR ON JOYRIDE
Barely illegal.
RESTAURANT OWNER SAVES LIFE OF REGULAR CUSTOMER
Gumbo – is there anything it can’t do?
SHOPLIFTER CAUGHT DURING “SHOP WITH A COP” EVENT
Timing is everything.
TOURISTS FLOCK TO CONNECTICUT TOWNS WHERE HALLMARK XMAS MOVIES ARE FILMED
This gives me an idea for a Christmas movie.
CATTLE RUSTLERS OUT WEST
Rustlers!
CLARINET MISTAKEN FOR WEAPON
Duly noted.
DRUNK RACCOON IS A REPEAT OFFENDER
Virginia: lawless hellhole.