SLINGSHOT VANDALS ARRESTED
Somebody’s asses are in a sling.
AUDIO: “JESSICA” STOPS BABY TANTRUMS
It really works!
ARTEMIS ASTRONAUT NAMES MOON CRATER AFTER HIS LATE WIFE
You fly up there, you can do it too.
TODDLER CRAWLS INTO WOLF PEN
What big eyes you have, Grandma.
BURGLAR STEALS $58,000 COUCH SET
Sofa, so long.
STILL PROBLEMS WITH THE TOILET ON THE ARTEMIS 2
Whizzing through space.
WHEN FRYING PANS ATTACK
“What’s for dinner?” “Duck!”
INMATE ASKS JUDGE FOR MORE PRISON TIME
Glutton for punishment.
ARTEMIS 2: PROBLEMS WITH THE TOILET
It’s not rocket science.