14-YEAR-OLD RUNS FOR GOVERNOR OF VERMONT
Bro is delulu. 6-7.
DISNEY EMPLOYEE SAVES AUDIENCE FROM GIANT “INDIANA JONES” BOULDER
Nice try, Lao Che.
LOBSTER RUSTLERS!
Maybe they all made a break for it for the tank.
MCDONALD’S MCRIB LAWSUIT
Wait’ll they examine the milkshakes.
SPEEDING DRIVER CRASHES THROUGH FENCE, IS EJECTED INTO POOL
Making a splash.
FIREWOOD COMPANY BURNS
Up in smoke.
NAKED FLORIDA MAN ROBS MEAT MARKET
He loined his lesson.
FREAK ACCIDENT IN MCDONALD’S DRIVE THRU
Went for breakfast, now he’s toast.