FRIDAY, Oct 9 – DAILY PREP TEXT VERSION
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POLICE OFFICER BITES BOYFRIEND WHO WANTED TO BREAK UP
She likes it McGruff.
CONEY ISLAND CYCLONE ROLLER COASTER FOR SALE
WEEEeeeeee…..will cost you a lot of money.
AMERICA’S FAVORITE CONVENIENCE STORES
Nothing is afoot at the Circle K.
MAMA CELESTE PIZZA CALLS IT QUITS
“Abbondanza!” (Eng. translation: “Bite me, Conagra!”)
BRITISH STUDENT SUSPENDED FOR HIGH-FIVE
It’s like a giant game of Cooties.
CROSSWORD BANDIT CAUGHT
Crook: __ H I __ F
SMART COFFEE MAKER USED 1 TERABYTE OF DATA IN TEN DAYS
Smarter than you.
THE SCARIEST TOWN I’VE EVER BEEN IN
There were a lot of stories about Gary, Indiana and East Texas.