MAN SHOWS UP FOR JURY DUTY WEARING PRISONER COSTUME
A black-and-white-striped jumpsuit.
A black-and-white-striped jumpsuit.
In Florida.
In his underwear.
Like eating 32 sugar cubes all at once.
The pizza was hot, police said.
Alcohol was etc…
“I engaged the emergency brake and held him there. I yelled at him a little.”
S-u-c-k-e-r.
Unsuccessfully.
It was coming down the apartment wall.