WOMAN GLUES EYE SHUT
Don’t panic, says a doctor.
COMPANY WILL CANCEL COMCAST FOR YOU FOR $5
They write a letter. Go figure.
MAN HAD METH LAB IN HIS PANTS
Police noticed Ruiz had a “chemical odor.”
MOST PEOPLE DON'T HAVE $1000 IN THE BANK
21% don’t even have a savings account.
NOW, A CO-PILOT PASSES OUT MID-FLIGHT
Tuesday morning.
MOM PUNISHED SON BY DRESSING HIM IN TUTU & A BRA, TAKING HIM TO WALMART
For making homophobic remarks.
AUDIO: GIRL SNEEZES 12,000 TIMES A DAY
Who counted them?
SANTA CLAUS RUNS FOR NORTH POLE CITY COUNCIL
And he’s a stoner.