WOMAN TRIED TO HIRE HIT MAN TO KILL THE GUY WHO GAVE HER KIDS COOTIES
“I was only joking”. Ha ha.
MAN RUN OVER BY TANK
As happens much too often these days.
DRONE CONTRABAND DELIVERY TO PRISON INMATE THWARTED
Drugs, pornography and tobacco.
VIRGINIA UNIVERSITY IN TROUBLE FOR NAUGHTY BANNERS
“Freshman Daughter Drop Off”
AMERICA'S GROUND BEEF: FULL OF POOP
Thanks for ruining my cook-out, Consumer Reports!
WORLD'S LONGEST TAMALE
116 feet, 7 inches.
HOME INTRUDER SHOWERS, DOES LAUNDRY
Alcohol was involved.
TAXI DRIVER ROBS BANK, ESCAPES IN HIS OWN CAB
Wells escaped in the cab he drives for a living.
SCHOOL BOARD MEMBER PULLS A TRUMP-MEGYN KELLY
“Kathy, the only thing you know is laying on your back …” and it goes on from there.