PET SHOP OWNER NEARLY CRUSHED BY 20-FOOT PYTHON
During feeding time.
HOW TO STOP A BEAR FROM EATING YOU
Jam your arm down his throat.
BURGER KING'S BLACK-BUNNED WHOPPER MAKES YOUR STOOL GREEN
Burger King’s new black bun Halloween Whopper has an interesting side effect. It turns your excrement green. Twitter users have been reporting the phenomenon all over the internet. Burger King didn’t warn customers about this side effect. The company has not issued any explanation. Its nutritional guidelines state that the flavoring and food colorings in…
FLORIDA SENATE CANDIDATE KILLED A GOAT, DRANK ITS BLOOD
Your move, Putin.
COLLEGE ADDS CRICKETS TO MENU
On purpose!
AUDIO: PILOT DIES DURING FLIGHT
The co-pilot landed the flight safely.
PRIEST POINTS GUN AT BOY OVER FOOTBALL FANDOM
Convert to the church of the Giants!
MAN FIRED FOR FARTING TOO MUCH
“We can’t run an office and have visitors with the odor in the office,” said the boss.
BEARD BEER
Brewed with a yeast created from brewmaster John Maier’s beard.