MEN SHOOT UP HOME, TRUCK
“It appears that they were both drunk idiots.”
ASSAULT VICTIM BITES OFF ATTACKER'S TONGUE
The suspect’s tongue was located at the crime scene.
BUSCH GARDENS DENIES KILT-WEARING MAN
He claims discrimination.
MANSION SQUATTER SELLS OFF ART COLLECTION
Worth $300,000.
SUBWAY TO MEASURE FOOTLONGS
As part of a settlement.
AUDIO: HIGH SCHOOL TEEN HACKS SCHOOL GRADES
Like Ferris Bueller, but more illegal.
JUDGE OFFERS CHOICE: PAY FINES OR DONATE BLOOD
‘If you do not have any money, go out there and give blood.”
COP CAR CRASHES INTO HOUSE
“Do I need to call 9-1-1? ” “No, we are already here.”
MAN KILLED GRANDMA BECAUSE SHE BLEW HER NOSE AT THE DINNER TABLE
A Minnesota man is charged with murder…
A PROFESSOR CALLED HORSE
The old “hanging from your pecs” trick.