FEMALE SHOPLIFTERS DROP CHILD WHILE FLEEING, KEEP GOING
Bad Baby Mama! BAD!
WOMAN FAKES KIDNAPPING TO SKIP WORK
She won’t have to worry about work any more.
WALK OF THE UNDEAD IS DEAD
Seven years ago, a group of friends got together to dress as zombies and shuffle and groan their way through Asbury Park, New Jersey. Over time, the annual New Jersey Zombie Walk grew in size and raised money for charities. In 2013, Guinness World Records certified the event’s nearly 10,000 zombies were the world’s largest…
SHOOTING RANGE TO OFFER BOOZE
In Florida.
AUDIO: LAWYERS ARE GETTING DUMBER
Bar exam failure rates have risen dramatically.
AIRPLANE DOOR FALLS ONTO GOLF COURSE
“Harrison Ford again?”
MCDONALD'S ROBBER RETURNS TO SCENE OF THE CRIME
Via the drive-thru.
NASA STUDYING RECYCLING POO INTO FOOD
For astronauts. Right.
AUDIO: THIS YEAR'S ICE CREAM TRUCK LAWSUIT STORY
Someone’s using the Mister Softee jingle who shouldn’t be.
WOMAN'S OBITUARY: "DON'T VOTE FOR HILLARY"
A reasonable request.