RED SOX FAN GETS FREE WEDDING AT FENWAY AFTER GETTING HIT BY FOUL BALL
She asked, they said yes.
TRUCK HAULING FIRE EXTINGUISHERS CRASHES, BURNS
If only there was a way to put out the fire.
AUDIO: SCHOOL BOARD MEMBER WANTS TO BAN MUPPET BOOK
The book shows children living in poverty.
POT GROWER SURRENDERS TO POLICE UNNECESSARILY
Hears helicopter, thought they were coming for him.
MEALWORMS FOUND IN SCHOOL LUNCH RICE
Found by a student.
FOREIGN-SPEAKING MEN BUY 100 CELLPHONES AT THREE DIFFERENT WALMARTS
Nothing to see here, citizen.
COP'S WIFE CAUGHT PORCH PIRATING
But she felt guilty an gave the stuff back.
FATHER-SON CHICKEN WING THIEVES
$40,000 worth.
COFFEE CANS WASH UP ON BEACH
They fell off a boat.
BROTHERS FIGHT WITH KNIFE, CAULKING GUN AND A SHILLELAGH
Look out – he has caulk!