MAN ASKS GIRLFRIEND FOR HIS LIGHTER, GETS A STABBIN'
Repeatedly.
INTRUDER HIDES UNDER BED FOR THREE DAYS
In the guest bedroom.
STOLEN ATM FALLS OUT OF GETAWAY VEHICLE
Lost it on a speed bump.
MAN TRIES TO ROB 7-11 WITH FINGER GUN
He was unsuccessful.
LEPROSY ON THE UPTICK IN FLORIDA. THANKS, ARMADILLOS
Nine cases so far this year.
FRIEND DROPS SHOOTING VICTIM OFF AT WALMART
Instead of a hospital.
FAMILY LOCKED IN CAR DEALERSHIP
Took them three hours and a sawzall to get out.
TOLLBOOTH WORKER FIRED FOR PAYING SOMEONE'S TOLL
A Florida tollbooth worker who had been on the job for nearly three decades was fired for paying a driver’s $5 toll. Vladislav Samsonov said that when he realized he charged a tractor-trailer driver too little earlier this month, he paid the difference out of his own pocket. “In my eyes there was no crime…