AUDIO: CAR CALLS 911 ON HIT-AND-RUN DRIVER
“Your car wouldn’t call us unless there had been an accident.”
COOKIE WAR: PEPPERIDGE FARM SUES TRADER JOE'S
Over Milanos.
MAN CRAWLS UNDER RESTROOM STALL, TELLS LADY HE WANTS TO HAVE SEX
Quite the charmer!
GUY SORT-OF CHEATS ON HIS WIFE
Oh, puh-lease!
WALMART WORKER FIRED FOR HESITATING TO TURN OVER FOUND MONEY
The owner was looking for it.
ENTIRE POLICE FORCE QUITS BECAUSE OF NEW MAYOR
She wants a little too much control.
TOYS R US CLOSING FLAGSHIP NYC STORE
Kids everywhere said “meh”.
GUY WINS $1,000, THEN $10 MILLION
Lottery winner.
SCORNED WIFE WRITES WARNING LETTER TO HUSBAND'S MISTRESS
“I think you’re about to get what you deserve.”