MAN ASKS GIRLFRIEND FOR HIS LIGHTER, GETS A STABBIN'
Repeatedly.
In the guest bedroom.
Lost it on a speed bump.
He was unsuccessful.
Nine cases so far this year.
Instead of a hospital.
Took them three hours and a sawzall to get out.
A Florida tollbooth worker who had been on the job for nearly three decades was fired for paying a driver’s $5 toll. Vladislav Samsonov said that when he realized he charged a tractor-trailer driver too little earlier this month, he paid the difference out of his own pocket. “In my eyes there was no crime…