FATHER-SON CHICKEN WING THIEVES

A father and son stole more than $40,000 worth of chicken wings from a New York restaurant where they worked and sold them on the street or to other businesses. Syracuse police said 56-year-old Paul Rojek and 33-year-old Joshua Rojek were caught stealing wings from the Twin Trees Too Restaurant in Syracuse. Deputies said both men were employed as cooks when they placed numerous chicken wing orders with the restaurant’s wholesaler. Officials said the Rojeks would later pick up the orders and resell them at a reduced price.
* Dumb clucks.
* At first, police were buffaloed.
* But they caught them before they flew the coop.
* If they were stolen, were they hot wings?
* They could have planned this better, but I guess they decided to wing it.
* They stole chicken wings and now their goose is cooked.
* It sounds like they’ve seen the movie “Goodfellas.”
* Sure, you run up the tab as far as it’ll go and walk away. It’s sort of what we’re doing with the national debt.
* Oh, you think we’re going to pay that off? Good one.
* $40,000 worth of chicken wings. Sounds like a Super Bowl party at Mike and Molly’s house.
* Remember: Every time a bell rings, a criminal steals some chicken wings.
* Now I want to watch a football game.