FLEEING MOTORCYCLIST CRASHES, IS CUT IN HALF
He hit a utility pole cable.
WOMAN DRIVES THROUGH HER HOME, AND BACK AGAIN
Yes, alcohol.
AUDIO: PRESCHOOL FOR ADULTS
Where grown-ups “re-learn the basics and experience the magic of life.”
MAN MOCKS ALLIGATOR, GETS EATEN
“(bleep) the alligators.”
DRUNK MAN SETS OFF FIREWORK FROM TOP OF HEAD, DIES
Alcohol was yada yada yada.
FATHER OF MODERN CHEERLEADING DIES
Lawrence Herkimer, inventor of the pom-pom.
SOBE EXPLAINS "HELP ME" MESSAGES ON BOTTLECAPS
Just a joke. Ha ha.
MAN WANTS TO LEGALLY MARRY TWO WOMEN
Collier says, “You can’t have marriage equality without polygamy.”
SCHOOL ASKS MOTHERS ABOUT KID'S BIRTH: VAGINAL OR CAESARIAN?
The question was on the entrance form.
CITY OFFICIALS TO BE TASED FOR FUNDRAISER
City Administrator Jake Anderson says, “I imagine it will hurt.”