MAN HAD FISHING BOBBER, SCREW DRIVER AND TIRE REPAIR KIT IN HIS BUTT
In a Circle K bathroom.
INTRUDER HIDES UNDER BED FOR THREE DAYS
In the guest bedroom.
STOLEN ATM FALLS OUT OF GETAWAY VEHICLE
Lost it on a speed bump.
MAN TRIES TO ROB 7-11 WITH FINGER GUN
He was unsuccessful.
LEPROSY ON THE UPTICK IN FLORIDA. THANKS, ARMADILLOS
Nine cases so far this year.
FRIEND DROPS SHOOTING VICTIM OFF AT WALMART
Instead of a hospital.
FAMILY LOCKED IN CAR DEALERSHIP
Took them three hours and a sawzall to get out.