DENTIST BUYS BACK CANDY
A buck a pound.
MAN ROBS BANK WITH SPATULA
Gimme all your dough!
MAN ASSAULTS GIRLFRIEND OVER WRONG TOILET PAPER
A Muncie, Indiana, man allegedly threw his girlfriend to the ground during an argument over toilet paper. The victim told cops that Bryan Alwine, 27, was angry because she not purchased the right brand of toilet paper. Officers responding to a 911 call last Sunday night noted that the woman, who appeared “very frightened and…
IT'S ROAD KILL NIGHT AT THE HOTEL VERMONT!
Deer, bear, moose, beaver and muskrat.
PREGNANT TEEN ATTACKED WITH A SAUSAGE
Florida strikes again.
MAN GIVES UP DRUGS AFTER OBAMA SPEECH
He wants to live a drug-free life for his mother.
PROSECUTOR PULLS GUN ON FAKE SPIDERS
In the middle of the office.
ROBBER STEALS BOXERS FROM WALMART
Boxer shorts, a T-shirt and headphones.
WOMAN SLEEPWALKS 9 MILES
Barefoot and in her pajamas.