GIRL STARTS "GO FUND ME" PAGE AFTER SPENDING ALL HER MONEY ON POWERBALL TICKETS

A woman named Cinnamon Nicole from Cordova, Tennessee says she spent all of her money on Powerball tickets with the assumption she would win the $1.6 billion jackpot. She didn’t. Her solution: she started a Go Fund Me page, where people can send her money to reimburse her for the money she spent. Nicole writes: “Please help me and my family as we have exausted all of our funds. We spent all of our money on lottery tickets (expecting to win the 1.5 billion) and are now in dire need of cash. With your small donation of at least $1.00, a like and one share, I’m certain that we will be able to pick ourselves up from the trenches of this lost and spend another fortune trying to hit it big again! PLEASE, won’t you help a family in need. DONATE NOW.” As of Friday, she had over $800.
* Key phrase where it all went wrong: “Expecting to win the 1.5 billion.”
* Wait, she wants to spend another fortune trying to win the lottery again? So at least she learned from the experience.
* Next time I would go with scratch tickets.
* Cinnamon Nicole, which would also be a nice name for two strippers.
* She sounds dumb, unless she only spent $100, in which case, she’s brilliant.
* And if the whole thing is made up, she’s a genius.
* How about the suckers who won thinking they were going to get 1.5 billion when it was only 500 million each?
* Talk about losers, huh?
* I might not have won but at least I didn’t see a billion disappear in one day.